Parts Unknown: Newfoundland
Just gonna leave this here
Today I learned that my husband keeps a notes app on his phone that has a list of all of my favorite things including but not limited to flower, ice cream, and cocktail and I don’t know how I feel about it 😂
Oh listen I know this is very very sweet because again Husband is rocks for brain bubble man. It is hilarious to me because the list has things like
“Favorite ice cream: butter pecan. I married a little old lady.”
“Favorite Ben and Jerry’s (this is different then regular ice cream) Phish Food. Has no idea who Phish is just thinks the chocolate fish are neat”
And I feel exposed.
“Favorite flower: orchid or lily, but she can have neither because our cats are stupid demon babies spat out from hell who will eat them and perish. She would prefer chicken nuggets anyways.”
“Favorite donut: old fashioned, for breaking in half and sharing with with the dog.”
“Favorite coffee: iced. Do not offer hot coffee under any circumstance. The only hot beverage allowed is hot coco and the yearly white chocolate peppermint mocha”
Okay I don’t need to be called out like this.
the mortifying ordeal of being married.
Stop it this is hilarious
babe wake up there's an official sequel to the bus meme
[deep down we are the same person]
Source is brazilian artist Genildo on twitter, his donation link is included
more from the artist:
brazilians are the biggest contributors to the world's meme economy and it's good to see us getting the credit we deserve
i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat
a plant's job is literally to just exist but the venus flytrap chose violence
what if i gently laid an uncooked steak on the soil for it to absorb
my tree biology teacher fed her calcium-deficient tree a whole-ass bbq rib bone - she stuck it in the ground near the base of the tree (after eating the meat off of it), and when she came back to collect it to show the tree biology class it was GONE
the tree had grown a root up through the center of it & out through the sides
also there’s an old story about a man who was buried beneath a tree, and when they went to exhume the body it had been completely absorbed by the tree’s roots- you could see the shape of the body in the way the roots grew, splitting up for clearly defined arms and legs. trees will absolutely eat a steak if you bury it & they need the nutrients.
that’s horrifying! thank you
gone girl is how blonde white women go insane and black swan is how brunette white women go insane
your mentality is literally a result of intestinal bacteria but you wouldnt get it tho. yuor bacteria wouldnt get it
Just so everyone is aware this is barely a joke. Your stomach bacteria have a huge impact on your brain chemistry.
That’s cool. Why are they making me sad
Call that a microaggression
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